Haha! Shopping fast, I have outsmarted you in the most base way possible. To get around not buying books for the next 84 days, I got a LIBRARY CARD! It’s got flowers on it and for NO MONEY I get to keep a Michael Chabon novel and a James Joyce collection for three whole weeks… Or longer. Feeling old school and valiant and grateful that this period got me back into my local library after a three-year separation that existed purely because iBooks and used books on Amazon Prime were at my digital-buying fingertips.
TRIUMPHANT FIST RAISED!